Preparing Sweat-soaked Croissants On A Hot Day

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Come over here... Ill show you something... Ill prepare the most-sweaty croissants for you today! Its going to be 40C 100F today and Ill keep the croissants in my nylon socks and converse all day long... so theyre going to be drenched in my foot sweat! Ill add some spit to them, then put them into my nylon socks and start into the day. Youll be allowed to follow me around, while I drive my car, while Im shopping and while Im going for a walk in the park - and in the meantime the croissants are crushed flat and soaked in my foot sweat. In the evening I take off my shoes and socks and show you whats left of the croissants - where you can see every toe imprint. Then the sweat-soaked croissants and socks will be vacuum-sealed and then Ill send them to you! This is a non-exclusive custom clip for a fan. If you want me to do a custom clip for you - or want some of my specially prepared croissants yourself - send me an email to com!