Little Dick Tax

From now on you losers will pay a small dick tax. For every inch your tiny dick is undersized you will have to pay a higher amount. With your mini-penis you just dont deserve anything else! What else are you going to do with it!? Do you want to fuck with your little penis? Haha! That wont work! The only thing you can do is to pay me your little dick tax. The smaller your penis is the more youll pay! How often you have to pay and how much, Ill tell you exactly, you tiny-dicked loser!