Look, Im so nice, I brought 2 croissants for you... but you wont get them just yet! First Ill put them into my nylon socks and walk around on them, in my shoes, the whole day! Bad luck for you that my feet always start sweating in nylons - but I guess youll gladly take whatever I decide to give you ;- I took off my shoes after a few hours to show you whats left of the croissants - but they need to ripen a few more hours. When Im back home and take off my shoes theyre basically flat like a piece of paper - and soaked with my foot sweat. I pour them out of the nylon socks and rub my sweaty feet on them a little longer. Then I put them on a plate and spit on them - now your dinner is ready!
