Hereby I Call You My Human Bathmat

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Hereby I call you my human bathmat. Youll put yourself in the bathroom early in the morning and youll enjoy it that I step on you. You will clean my feet in the morning and lick the sweat of the night. I will tell you what I intend to do and what tasks await you. You will live a life as a living bathmat. Accept that and enjoy it. If you are then crushed and unusable, Ill just replace you and Ill throw you in the trash!